Jag älskar The Sun

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2116472.ece

Rubriken lyder:
CHUFFED VICTORIA BECKHAM shows off her Christmas prezzie from husband DAVID — an £80,000 HANDBAG.
Och ett tilllägg följer:
What you could buy for £80k£70k One-bed flat in Victoria’s home town, Harlow, Essex £80k A houseboat on the canal near King’s Cross, London
£72k Three-bed house in Hull, East Yorks, and £8,000 left

Texten fortsätter och avslutas med:Jacket in lads ... Beckham with AC Milan teammates

Meanwhile, Becks and his AC Milan team-mates looked more like a boy band with matching gear in Rome for a match yesterday.